Afternoon Headlines you need to know about...

 

Friday, 03-21-08

WOMAN MAY HAVE TO RETURN 1965 FORD MUSTANG COUPE SHE'S BEEN RESTORING SINCE HER DAD GOT IT FOR HER 38 YRS. AGO BECAUSE IT WAS STOLEN -

 

DORM ROOM EXPLOSIVES LAB EXPOSED WHEN STUDENTS TEST FIRE ORDINANTS FROM BALCONY -

 

SOUTH DAKOTA GETS BIG IDEA TO PAY STUDENTS TO GO TO SCHOOL -

 

HERO OF THE DAY LEAPS THREE SUBWAY TRACKS TO RESCUE GUY 40 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN HE IS FROM ONCOMING TRAIN -

 

LUNATIC ASYLUM HOLDS DIRT BIKE RACE CALLED.....PSYCHO PATH -

 

Tuesday, 03-18-08

STARS OF YOUTUBE VIDEO 'HOW TO SCAM DEL TACO' AREESTED FOR SCAMMING DEL TACO - STARS OF YOUTUBE VIDEO 'HOW TO SCAM DEL TACO' AREESTED FOR SCAMMING DEL TACO

 

CAMEL BEAUTY PAGEANT POPULAR PASTIME IN SAUDI ARABIA. BREEDER SAYS "IT'S JUST LIKE JUDGING BEAUTIFUL GIRLS" -

 

WOMEN NOW SKIPPING MEALS TO EXPERIENCE "DRUNKOREXIA" -

 

OLICE SHOOT MAN IN WHEELCHAIR AFTER STANDOFF -

 

MAN DIALS 911 FOR WAKE UP CALL -

Monday, 03-17-08

IT'S A GIRLFIGHT IN FLORIDA WITH THE WEAPON OF CHOICE BEING A FROZEN PIZZA - CORN FLAKE SHAPED LIKE LAND OF LINCOLN LANDS MANY WASHINGTONS - MOM GETS MAD AT CRAZY STRAWS SHAPED LIKE SCHMEAT - REAL LIFE SUPERHEROES MR. EXTREME & SHADOW HARE HELP KEEP CHULA VISTA SAFE (KIND OF) - A PARAMEDIC WHO TRIPPED AND FELL ON AN EMERGENCY CALL IS SUING THE HEART PATIENT HE WAS SENT TO HELP -

Thursday, 03-14-08

MAN SOLICITS SEX FROM TEEN BOY, BOY PUNCHES MAN IN THE FACE, TAKES HIS CAR

 

DISNEY CONTEMPLATES ADULT THEMED PARK, ANIMATORS VISIBLY EXCITED

 

FLYING SAUCER HOUSE FOR SALE (house doesn't actually fly) -

 

CHICKEN MANURE CATAPULT MISFIRES -

 

MACEDONIAN COURT CONVICTS BEAR OF STEALING HONEY