A ROBOT DESIGNED TO GET MORE ACTION THAN YOU Behold! Some geek has invented the Breast Massager Robot..(!!!)...for all those ladies who are wandering around needing a kneading on their snuggle pups. Dr. Wang Wei (no lie) created this machine. Watch it do it's thing on some rolled up carpet here: http://gizmodo.com/360406/breast-massage-robot-is-the-future-ofbreast-massages

TAKE YOUR SAUCY HOME SEX TAPE FILMING TO ANOTHER LEVEL

The "Elmo Knows Your Name" doll of young James Bowman went rogue after a battery replacement. Click the story - http://www.katu.com/news/15893522.html and watch the video.....

W2'S AND BREW
This tax season an accounting group in New Jersey is offering to do your
taxes in a relaxed atmosphere. A BAR. That's right you get to drink while
they do your taxes! Check out genius HERE!

RASSLIN' GETS REAL
At least momentarily. At the WWE event Sunday night, boxer Floyd Mayweather
in a special appearance gets into a scripted scrape with the Big Show. Floyd
doesn't pull his punch enough and breaks Big Show's nose. See it here.

PRESEASON PRANK
The Philadelphia Phillies (I cite the whole team because a lot of people
were involved in this) decided to play a prank on young pitcher Kyle
Kendrick, telling him that he'd been traded to a team in Japan and had to
leave the next morning. Dude gets yanked HARD. More info...

JUMP ON THE EXPRESS
Judd Apatow's next project for Seth Rogan is called "Pineapple Express".
Apatow gets big points for getting rogan back onscreen with his "Freaks and
Geeks" costar James Franco. Check the preview.

BEHOLD! THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER.......

Check out the Cloverfield Monster Toy. It's 14 inches tall and they expect you (collectors)
to pay $100 for one. Hasbro is supposed to release this later this year.